| me: | both of the kids have asked me why i look "so fancy" today. what, do i usually look like shit or something? |
| bill: | well, you look a little fancy. you're wearing kind of nice boots and i can see your knees. |
| me: | i've worn these boots plenty of times. and you can see my knees because it's spring. and i wore boots and a dress yesterday and nobody called me fancy. |
| bill: | i didn't see your knees yesterday. |
| me: | you didn't see me at all yesterday. |
| bill: | well i guess that would be why, then. |
